Book Blog

Since the creation of IPF², I have written enough words to make an average book (not including password-protected posts and this post). There are 56,986 words, 193 pages, 2,205 paragraphs, 5,028 lines, and 308,847 characters (with spaces). I could password protect everything and either charge people to access posts or bind it up and sell [...]

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Don’t Give Up; You Are Loved

Sometimes, life is hard, and hardly seems worth living, but through these times, we must remember that there’s always at least one person out there who loves us.

Don’t give up
It’s just the weight of the world
When your heart’s heavy
I…I will lift it for you
Don’t give up
Because you want to be heard
If [...]

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Winter Eternal, Delayed For Eternity?

I’m beginning to think we should just edit what we have and show it to those who made it impossible to finish this film and make them feel bad. Put text in places we didn’t film saying, “Due to the poor reliability of some of the volunteer actors in this film, this scene will not [...]

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Satirical Spam

This is funny. Saw it this morning while finding a new lappy battery for DeHaan. As always, simply click on the image to see it larger.

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Terrence Is Dead

We’re killing Terrence: The Robot With Feelings, that ghastly cartoon character created by Matt Weiler for the Jag Wire last year. His death will be announced in the upcoming issue of the paper. I don’t know if we’re going to put this work of art in the paper, but we’ll see.
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School Gives You Morbidity

I sit in my (still) messy room with a  bowl half-full of pretend Captain Crunch with berries, a sink full of dishes, a tired head, and a backpack with papers in it, one of which is partially displayed later in this post.
I have a theory that being in a high-school environment will naturally cause [...]

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One Day to Go

Huff.
Tomorrow, I shall officially be a senior.
Tomorrow, I am going back to that Place.
Erebus.
**shiver**

This gadget in my Windows Vista sidebar has been slowly ticking away, slowly announcing to me that my freedom from Erebus is only a matter of several months, reminding me that I must return there and prove society that I am competent.
I [...]

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Hole

Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you didn’t exist? That’s a negative thought– but I believe we’ve all wondered it. Probably usually when we’re angry with ourselves, and we think we’ve ruined everyone’s happiness. But I think it now. What would life be like without me? Perhaps that is a selfish [...]

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Hold On

I like to imagine that Heavenly Father is saying this.
When you see the storm is coming,
See the lightning part the skies,
It’s too late to run-
There’s terror in your eyes!
What you do then is remember
This old thing you heard me say:
“It’s the storm, not you,
That’s bound to blow away.”
Hold on,
Hold on to [...]

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The Lost Pages of The Time Speed Chagger

I just found a few paragraphs that were missing from the story on a dead Proboards website I posted the story on a very long time ago. Enjoy the insanity.
“I’m finished, are you?” asked Argon to the other two.
“Yes’m, I surely am,” answered Gus.
“And so am I,” said Joseph, “I think it’s time we call [...]

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New Files

A plethora of files have been discovered in the bowels of the IPF² servers! They have been added to the IPF² files list, which you can view by clicking the appropriate link at the top of the page. Most are in .PDF format, which you will need Adobe Reader to view (click the appropriate link [...]

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Bad Influence

Apparently my blog is almost explicit. Take a look at what it was rated off to the side. Want to see what yours is rated? Click on the picture of my rating.
As a side note, if I was stranded on the moon, I’d have a 50% chance of surviving, if there was a zombie apocalypse, [...]

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In God We Trust

Do you think that the phrase “In God We Trust” should stay on our coins and other such national emblems?
Say so here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10103521/

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Theories of Time

Two recent posts, which I will refer to as this one and that one, of a recent blog, caused me to remember a theory of time and time travel that I developed some years ago… in truth, it’s more just a creative spurt than theory– it was made up to support a story I was [...]

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The Mojave Experiment

Gus Gus just sent me a link.
People don’t even use Windows Vista, and they hate it. Why? Perhaps they don’t like change. Who knows?
Go here. Especially if you’re a nerd. It’s ingenious!
http://www.mojaveexperiment.com
 

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Skipping Rocks

I find standing next to the pacific ocean with Russia and Japan staring you in the face (from thousands of miles away, of course), is rather calming, especially when you’re on a vacation you don’t want to be on away from your entire life back home. I did just this several days ago, and that [...]

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Le Festin

Les rêves des amoureux sont comm’(e) le bon vinIls donn(ent) de la joie ou bien du chagrinAffaibli par la faim je suis malheureuxVolant en chemin tout ce que je peuxCar rien n’est gratuit dans la vieL’espoir est un plat bien trop vite consomméA sauter les repas je suis habituéUn voleur solitaire [...]

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Leitilus

I purchased a Pocket PC last week from a nice man named Ross. Ah. I forgot to send a thank-you note. At any rate, I bought a PPC. I named him Leitilus, which I derived from Latin roots meaning “little.” It wasn’t the ASUS model I had my sights set on before– it’s a sturdy [...]

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Sleeping

Sleeping is:
Selfish
Wrong
Inpractible
Tactless
Useless
Horrendous
Rancid
Detrimental
Dejected
Defected
Ill-Natured
Ruinous
and
Stupid

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