Microsoft Windows Vista Legalities

I was just skimming through the Windows Vista License Agreement, and I found a tad bit of interesting information at the end. The first… ten pages apply to all versions of Vista, but then there are specific legalities that apply to each version of the system. Since mine is Windows Vista Home Premium, you get [...]

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Art Analysis Essay № 1

This essay wasn’t too hard to do in one night. A thousand words used to seem like a lot more. Of course, this essay probably stinks, but what I stink at on essays I make up for in… eating.
Jordan Cunningham
4th Period
September 30th, 2008
Psalm 23
Psalm 23 is a beautiful music composed by Z. Randall Stroope and [...]

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Fotos

Tonight I picked up a chrome device and began capturing all of these frames at random.
 

 
I lost my inspiration after this point, and thereafter added them to this post.
 
Stars are violet,
and Men are blue;
I can’t sing
and dance, too.
– [...]

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Day

 
Day:
9:00

12:00
2:00
 

5:00
 
6:00
7:00
8:00
 
> ∞

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Eulogy to a Fuzzy Friend

Once I created life.
It was cute, furry, green, and had googly eyes.
I made it from the milk left over from a Saturday morning’s meal and a period of three months hidden behind the couch.
He made a splendid confidant. I would often express to him my feelings on different aspects of the world including but, for [...]

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Evening Psalms

Be still, my soul,
The Lord is on thy side
With patience bear
Thy cross of grief or pain
Leave to thy God to order and provide
In every change, he faithful will remain.
Be still, my soul,
Thy best, thy heavenly friend
Through thorny ways leads to a joyful end.
Be still, my soul,
Thy God doth undertake
To guide the future as he has [...]

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Early Morning Psalms

Domine ne in furore tuo arguas me neque in ira tua corripias me
miserere mei Domine quoniam infirmus sum sana me Domine quoniam conturbata sunt ossa mea
et anima mea turbata est valde et tu Domine usquequo
convertere Domine eripe animam meam salvum me fac propter misericordiam tuam
quoniam non est in morte qui memor [...]

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Theological Hypothesis

I was trying to think of a hypothetical way that we could manipulate nature so that we wouldn’t have to have trials, and I concluded with basically a segment of the Plan of Salvation.
Fact: we’re always going to have some sort of trial– very rarely will we have times of complete rest from things the [...]

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Swatting Mosquitoes

Tonight, as I swat nearly microscopic mosquitoes from my room and help them on their way to that other place, and as I examine words from the Vulgate and compare them with ones from the King James Version, I feel nearly noble for some reason, very much as an ideal Christian Englishman is seen, in [...]

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The Hepsid Maldics’ Plesmid

Salvenorically, the hepsid Maldics could never find a plesmid to the moroque.
One day, a certain Maldic came upon something that sillowed and moked, effecting a thought in his neuronic device that was more or less along the lines of, “My dalfness! I do believe I have come across a plesmid!” He gathered as much of [...]

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Protected: Overexcitement of CF Cards

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

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What Happened?!

[Posty, a seemingly long and tedious one, is now dead]
The post is gone!
Ah!
Dementors! Fiends! Fields of strawberries! I’ll have your spirits for this yet!

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Solitary

Use your mad interpretive skills to guess this one.

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Htaed Teews Emoc

This is “Come Sweet Death” as done by the West Jordan High School Concert Choir in the 2007-2008 school year, only I have edited it so that it is backwards, 25% slower, and the bass is boosted. Enjoy it.

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Calamity Computers Is Unofficially Official

We have launched a professional and official website, and it’s currently being built, but many parts of it are done. Tell people who might need our assistance (whether we’re building them a computer or servicing the one they have) about us!
Click HERE to go to Calamity Computers
Oh, PS– if you have a business, organization, event, [...]

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Sid and Soul In New York

Soul: *nods* Sid. *walking past with hands in trenchoat pockets*
Sid: *stops abruptly, looking forward at the dirty street sign several yards ahead*
Sid: *continues to stare wide-eyed at sign*
*begins to drool*
Soul: *shuffles backwards and gets in front of Sid, blocking his view of the grimy street sign*
Would you like to buy a watch?
*pulling my trenchcoat open [...]

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Racism

Some people are jerks.
Watch the following commercial. Are you offended? Or are you laughing? It doesn’t seem quite racist to me. It shows that appearance isn’t everything, and it also describes how Asian adults fear African American adults for some… odd… reason. It also advertises toothpaste that is brown, but that’s beside the point.
[...]

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Qwest: Spirit of "Out Of Order" Every Time It Rains

Since last summer, without fail, our Internet service has gone down for 12-36 hours every time it rains hard enough to make the rain gutters look like streams. What does it mean? It makes no sense. It can’t be at the Qwest central hub. If rain got in there, everyone’s phone lines around here would [...]

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