Terrifying Public

Now that I have backend access to OSNews, I don’t have to submit my articles for review anymore. I simply log in, write, and post, and it automatically goes live onto the website. This is much more convenient for both myself and the other editors, and I feel rather special, not to mention that all [...]

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Remenisce: Wandering Star Productions, The Book of Shadows Series, Secrets & Mysteries Galore

I recently made my way over to the Wandering Star Productions official website as well as the Insider’s blog. It’s a walk down memory lane– for me, at any rate.
As one will plainly see, we had ourselves quite an empire built up since Episode I back in 2003. The empire really didn’t start to grow until [...]

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Who Likes You? Because Facebook Knows It All!

I was recently given a notification on our so dearly beloved Fascistbook that stated that several people had taken the “Do you like Jordan Spencer Cunningham?” quiz. Befuddled, I took a gander, and this is what I found:

To find out who said this, all I need do is take the quiz myself among some [...]

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Eternal Bachelor

The only thing that convinces me that I’m going to get married is that it says so in official Church documents revealed by God. If God didn’t say so, I’d completely believe that I’d be a bachelor to the end of my days.
I can see myself in twenty years, ignorantly blissful, taking Julie for walks [...]

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Curses: Inspiration to Hot Air

I am a writer. It’s what I do. Half of the time I intend to write something, I possess no idea as to what I’m going to write about. All there is is that echo deep inside of overcast oceans or pale green and foggy hills where the colors are only just there, or of [...]

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My Take on Winter

I wrote a section for this week’s “Week In Review” at OSNews that’ll (hopefully) be published this Saturday. If Thom decides he doesn’t like my ‘My Take,’ which is a section of the week-in-review that’s an editorial about anything from fish heads to happy hippopotami, then this won’t be published there. At any rate, here [...]

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The King’s Singers

Three words, separated by incorrect punctuation so as to better convey the subject meaning:
They. Were. Amazing.
I don’t know when I’ve ever enjoyed a concert more than this (aside from the ones that I’m in myself, of course). The King’s Singers came to Abravanel Hall, I went with Brittany Lynn and my (now) adopted Aunt Crystal [...]

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Protected: A Snowclad Conversation, Confession

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Being a Nerd Has Its Downfalls

I am a nerd. I don’t deny it; I embrace my nerdiness is many ways, most prominently in technology and literature (the reading and writing thereof). However, today I spent a disgusting amount of time on the computer, and even though it was all for good causes, I really must cut down on it:

Working for [...]

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I. Hate. Losers.

There are computer nerds.
There are non-computer nerds.
And then there are LOSERS.
There are those who run websites designed for the soul purpose of stealing people’s information, believe it or not! </sarcasm> Today, for the first time, I believe I have become a victim. I have no proof, nor did I wait long enough to get proof [...]

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Technology and Food Don’t Mix

These are wise words I should probably take to heart but never have. My computers are perpetually in danger of being fried by having some sort of sausage-egg muffin or worse spilled into its innards. I’m constantly cleaning and re-cleaning my keyboards because they constantly get finger marks all over them, and I’m sure that [...]

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That’s Incredibly Ironic

Not That. I guess he could be. But anyway, today while creating a Facebook profile for Julie the Love Dog, I encountered something I thought rather funny. Observe:

Notice it says that everyone can join?
Another note of interest:
Looks like anyone with the last name of “Dog,” “Dogg,” “Doggy,” and “Doggie” are out of luck.

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Thoroughly Not a Morning Person

No. Not at all. I have a firm belief that waking up before 9:00 causes cancer, and that waking up before 11:00 causes canker sores. This morning isn’t too bad, but I suddenly have an immense amount of hunger, and my eyes suddenly have gotten very tired, both slightly displacing my overly chipper mood with [...]

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The End of the Internet

Today while working, I found the END OF THE INTERNET.
You know, that infamous anamaly that is impossible to find and is even wondered if it exists… such as WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS or the EDGE OF THE EARTH or OVER THE RAINBOW or even the GREENER GRASS.
Again, folks, I found the END OF THE INTERNET.
I’ll [...]

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Fuming

That’s the last time I lend my key to my mother. Without fail, she has been late coming home, leaving me locked out in the cold to be freeze-dried in the subterrainian Utahn weather! I happen to have purchased a netbook a week or two ago and therefore have access to the Internet while outside [...]

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I Believe in Happiness

I find that when we face insurmountable ordeals, we have one of two choices:
1. Mope about complaining, feeling sorry for yourself, making others feel sorry for you, and despairing in all things.
2. Believe in happiness despite all of the odds against you, trying as hard as you can to be the best version of yourself, [...]

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Protected: Sigh

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The Fallacious Facebook Fad

Today I went against everything that I stand for, everything that I am; by doing what I did today, I went against everything that is good and wholesome in this world. I disrupted the space-time continuum, I destroyed the lives of seventeen families in Europe and Asia, I killed off the remnants of the populations [...]

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Protected: Answers to Prayers

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Protected: Hopelessly Hopeful

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Hideaway

I want to take a one-way trip to Europe by myself and disappear. It might be bohemially wonderful to explore the old country, traipsing about the continents and seeing the sights, learning the languages, experiencing adventures all by myself. I’d bring along Netty, of course, and keep correspondence with those who would care to keep correspondence, [...]

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I Love Google Chrome

…and Google, period. You really ought to download Google Chrome.

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Microsoft Office: It’s a New Day

I’ve always loved the Microsoft Office commercials. Here is a collection of the ones I could find. Please: enjoy. For some reason, Microsoft took all of the good Office 2007 commercials off of the Internet, so I’ve only found two. :( Those were the best ones, too. And the two I found weren’t the best [...]

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