Peanut Butter and Fruitstuff

I suppose I am a very peculiar sort of a person. Aside from the music I listen to and the things I write, I put my jam (or jelly– we’ll simply call it “fruitstuff” for the sake of argument) on the top of my peanut butter instead of on the other piece of bread– as [...]

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Protected: To My Most Dearest of Madrigal Friends

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The Curse of Sleep

Ever since the time between fifth grade and now, I began to sleep worse and worse, getting generally less energy physically and mentally. Perhaps I got into the bad habit of staying up until five in the morning reading back then, and it hasn’t quite gone away; perhaps it’s a part of growing older; perhaps [...]

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Treasure Island’s Surprise

A while back, I bought several books, two of them old classic tales that I had been wanting to read the original versions of. One of these was Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson. As I read the first few chapters, I was a little surprised that such a book about some of the wickedest and [...]

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The Angry World at Large

In my online adventures, I have come into contact with countless people who look for any imperfections and loopholes in what anyone else says even if it’s nonexistent. They are not satisfied with a person’s opinion, honest effort, or way of doing things. If you give this person a cookie, he will ask for milk, and [...]

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Templistic Ponderations

Today, a most marvelous man pulled up at my address in a very shiny Jaguar (the car– not the animal) as Brittany Lynn and I were finishing up practicing my song for Sunday (my most wonderful aforementioned friend will be accompanying my mediocre singing with her professional and otherwise celestial accompaniment talents this upcoming Sabbath) [...]

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Decibles and the Abundance Thereof

For a seemingly great percentage of people my age, they must put their headphones in their ears and turn up the volume until people ten feet away can hear it as if the headphones were miniature, portable speakers. I don’t understand why– perhaps they enjoy the beat, or perhaps they want to shut out the [...]

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The Subsomnulative Railroad

Sub, meanung “under,” and -somnulative, deriving from the Roman god of sleep, “Somnus,” combine to make the new word I have now invented known as “Subsomnulative,” meaning “under sleep.” The official definition will be:
Sub-som-nu-lat-ive (sub-säm-nyōō-lāt-iv): Of or pertaining to the area that lies beneath a bed, couch, loft, cot, box, or other apparatus generally used [...]

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Morning Verse

It was morning, and so I, being the good little boy that I try to be, performed my daily personal and private worship. Upon opening to the book of Alma, the thirty-third chapter, I happened upon some very interesting verses. It mentions the “type” that Moses raised up in the wilderness (the bronze snake or [...]

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Think Different

Once upon a most future time, the people in the world accelerated to become obsessed with being so different from one another that, eventually, all of the different ways to exist, choose, think, and act were used up, and nobody could get any more different from the next person than he or she already was. Groups [...]

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Peanut Butter Bogies

There is absolutely nothing more putrid than Peanut Butter Bogies. These are created when an utterly ignorant human being dips a knife back into the peanut butter jar after already using it to spread jam/jelly. Residue of the jam or jelly is left behind in the peanut butter and hardens somewhat so that when it [...]

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Making the World a Better Place One Ficticious Forward at a Time

I. HATE. FORWARDS.
Today I disproved yet another forward. Sometimes I like to take a forward I’m sent that’s even more stupid than usual, chew it up, and spit it out for what it is. It was a variant of one of those “Micro$oft is going to make u start payying fro MSN and Hotmale if [...]

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Four Hours of Wasted Life, Imaginative and Theoretical Scheming

Here in the Western United States, students of any subject, to enroll in most colleges and universities, must take what is known as the infamous “ACT;” the acronymn doesn’t anymore stand for anything in particular. Ha. From 8:00 AM to 12:00 PM on this fine Saturday marked the hours in which I was scheduled to [...]

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Inquiry of Details of Parliament

Hello there,
I know this probably isn’t quite the right department to contact, but I can’t seem to find one that will be able to answer my inquiry, so I was hoping that this was the best one that could either do a bit of work not specified on the Parliament website or give me the [...]

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Protected: Secretive Post

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What Beauty Sounds Like

Anyone who is even remotely musically inclined knows that music has direct influence over one’s thoughts and feelings (and ultimately his or her actions). I fail to understand just why, then, many if not most humans these days deny themselves the beauty and convalescing power that true, beautiful, real, lovely music has on a person. [...]

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Summer/Fall List

The following is a very rough list of major (and minor) goals to accomplish throughout the proceeding summer and fall months.

Go on many adventures with Julie to park, Sugar Factory, canal roads, and unexplored realms.
Write; finish The Imaginations.
Have several Star Craft shin-digs; play with Gus Gus a lot just like old times.
Work more than ever [...]

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In a Tent in Idaho Using a Random Wireless Signal… With Boyz

I love nature (I’m not really in it– we’re camped out in a tent that’s bigger than my room in my buddy’s uncle’s backyard), and I love to stay connected (especially at this point in time– I’m going to try to work for the first time in weeks on some off time), so here I [...]

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Diploma: The Ticket to Life and Liberty

So it’s official. I’m now a graduate of West Jordan High School. I am no longer enrolled anywhere as a student for the first time in fifteen years (I went to two years of formal or somewhat formal preschool). I now have at least six months ahead of me to work on my own projects, [...]

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